Me debunking Paul's ridiculous theory

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Okay, so I'm gonna list the things this Sonamy fanbrat listed as the reasons why Sonamy is a better couple and will debunk every last one of them.

1. Amy is the same species as Sonic. To be a good couple, you need to be the same species. That's why this couple makes more sense.

By that logic, a fox and a plant can't be a couple, a bat and an echidna can't be a couple, and a French coyote and a cyborg/rabbit damn sure as hell aren't allowed to get married. Very good reason. (sarcasm)

2. She's pink and that color goes well with blue. Blue goes horrible with shit brown, like what that chipmunk is.

That's racist. You know that, right?

3. Amy is actually nice. She never hurt Sonic one time. Nor did she threaten him with violence.

Yeah. That wasn't Amy who chased and hit Sonic over the head with that giant ass hammer in Sonic Riders. And that also wasn't Amy who has threatened Sonic multiple times with her hammer in Sonic X. Naw, that was just a demon pink hedgehog disguised as Amy. (again, sarcasm)

4. Amy actually wears clothes, unlike that redheaded slut.

OK, three things

1. Sally is a fucking animal! She has fur for crying the fuck out loud! If not wearing clothes is an issue, then Sonic and all the other guys should be called "man sluts". And before you use that "they're guys" excuse, please explain to me what excuse you got to let Fifi la Fume (Tiny Toons), Cow (Cow & Chicken), Slappy Squirrel (Animaniacs), Dulcy the Dragon (Sonic SatAM), Julie Su, Hershey the Cat (both from the Archie comics), and practically every female cat from Tom & Jerry all off the hook. I'd love to hear it.
2. Sally now has a full set of clothing ever since her redesign. So why the fuck are people like you still talking about it?
3. That has absolutely nothing to fucking do with what makes Sonamy a better couple.

5. Amy started off as Sonic's girlfriend because Amy called it, and that slut stole Sonic from her.

Three more things

1. Amy started off as Sonic's FANGIRL, not his girlfriend. Amy developed a crush on him after he first saved her in Sonic CD and likes him as a hero.
2. Just because you call something doesn't mean it's official.
3. Sally never stole Sonic from Amy! You don't steal someone away from someone else!

6. Amy actually has feelings for Sonic and doesn't need to use him for royalty and money like that redheaded slut does.

That makes no fucking sense at all! Why the fuck would Sally use Sonic for royalty and money when she's already a fucking princess? You're really talking out of your ass at this point.

7. Amy's not a slut like that chipmunk is.

*sighs* OK, I feel like grabbing a dictionary and beating any fanbrat who calls Sally a slut over their fucking thick craniums just to smack the knowledge inside them. Do you know what a slut is? A slut is a woman who has had sexual intercourse with many men. Now please explain to me when the fuck did Sally have sex with other guys? Seriously, I don't think any of the rabid Sonic fans know what a "slut" really is.

8. Amy is the top selling Sonic girl. The main girl always has to be with the main charaktor.

First of all, show me proof. Secondly, No they don't. And lastly, it's spelled "character". Learn to fucking spell before making bullshit claims like this.

9. Amy is way more popular.

As if that means anything.

10. Amy actaully has a pretty name. Sonic needs to be with a girl with a pretty name. Sally is the worst and ugliest girl name ever.

Wow. So you judge a character by their name. Very fucking logical.

This journal was originally made by this fanbrat right here:

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So yeah. If you're reading this, Paul, I'd like to tell you to grow the fuck up! You ditched your friends for life all because they said they hated Amy, you alienated your sister due to your obsession over said pink hedgehog, and then you punched a guy who had valid arguments against you to refute your ridiculous arguments. Yeah, I read your journals. You're being extremely fucking childish. You're also making the good Amy Rose fans look bad with your immaturity.
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Nathancook0927's avatar
I totally agree Paul needs to shut up and move on like everyone else instead of obsessing over a Pink Hedgehog and Hating on a Chipmunk that's been in the Archie Comics more then being in every Sonic Media and I heard about Paul's little accident in the horse crap reminds of a character who had that problem in a movie trilogy the Future 25th Anniversary - Own it on Blu-ray 10/26 BTS: I Hate Yeah I'd compared him to Biff Tannen.